This is getting to be unbearable. I can be a very patient person when people around me work with me to make the most of what's available, but I cannot keep dealing with systems that are simply not up to the task of doing the very work they are hired to do. Since 9 PM last night I have had six Blue Screens of Death in Windows 7 Ultimate¹ and have lost several hours due to system checks, consistency checks, and reboot times.

There is only one solution to this problem, Windows, and it's called firing your ass from a cannon into the Sun with extreme prejudice.